Tuesday, April 28, 2015

c diff treatment

i just realized that bovine fecal transplants are bullshit procedures.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

rectify

i just realized that if you see an imperforate anus, you ought to rectify it.

Saturday, April 18, 2015

family

i just realized that if your wife is a horse and your son is a mule, then you're probably an ass.

Monday, July 22, 2013

p=np

i just realized that for nurse practitioner school students, p=np.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

not appreciative

i just realized that the first piece shit might not appreciate being shat on.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

hfcs

i just realized that men with last name "corn" are making high fructose corn syrup.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010