celebration

i just realized that a syphilis outbreak among nursing home residents warrants both an investigation and a celebration.

labor

i just realized that arnold schwarzenegger would be good at coaching a woman in labor.

lightsaber

i just realized it would be fun to activate the lightsaber iphone app, then duct tape the iphone to a horse's penis at mid-shaft.

proctologist

i just realized that dr. dre would be a good name for a proctologist.

fathers

i just realized that all fathers are motherfuckers.