racism

I just realized that "a chink in the armor" is racist if referring to a Chinese jouster.

options

i just realized that someone who's deciding between a career in academics or religion has a choice between publish or parish.

razor

i just realized it would be ironic if Occam never shaved.

GFR

i just realized an 80 year old man's glomerular filtration rate is likely to be piss poor.

c diff treatment

i just realized that bovine fecal transplants are bullshit procedures.

rectify

i just realized that if you see an imperforate anus, you ought to rectify it.

family

i just realized that if your wife is a horse and your son is a mule, then you're probably an ass.