i just realized: 2010

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

i just realized that the first piece shit might not appreciate being shat on.

i just realized that men with last name "corn" are making high fructose corn syrup.

i just realized that the word antiterrorism has the word tit in it.

i just realized that a syphilis outbreak among nursing home residents warrants both an investigation and a celebration.

i just realized that arnold schwarzenegger would be good at coaching a woman in labor.

i just realized it would be fun to activate the lightsaber iphone app, then duct tape the iphone to a horse's penis at mid-shaft.

i just realized that dr. dre would be a good name for a proctologist.

i just realized that all fathers are motherfuckers.