racism

I just realized that "a chink in the armor" is racist if referring to a Chinese jouster.

options

i just realized that someone who's deciding between a career in academics or religion has a choice between publish or parish.

razor

i just realized it would be ironic if Occam never shaved.

GFR

i just realized an 80 year old man's glomerular filtration rate is likely to be piss poor.

c diff treatment

i just realized that bovine fecal transplants are bullshit procedures.

rectify

i just realized that if you see an imperforate anus, you ought to rectify it.

family

i just realized that if your wife is a horse and your son is a mule, then you're probably an ass.

p=np

i just realized that for nurse practitioner school students, p=np.

not appreciative

i just realized that the first piece shit might not appreciate being shat on.

hfcs

i just realized that men with last name "corn" are making high fructose corn syrup.

antiterrorism

i just realized that the word antiterrorism has the word tit in it.

celebration

i just realized that a syphilis outbreak among nursing home residents warrants both an investigation and a celebration.

labor

i just realized that arnold schwarzenegger would be good at coaching a woman in labor.

lightsaber

i just realized it would be fun to activate the lightsaber iphone app, then duct tape the iphone to a horse's penis at mid-shaft.

proctologist

i just realized that dr. dre would be a good name for a proctologist.

fathers

i just realized that all fathers are motherfuckers.